Transcript 9/20/18b Jay Malarcher

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Transcript 9/20/18b Jay Malarcher

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:26 pm

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Jay Malarcher
Professor
Morgantown, W.Va.


$500
According to a poll by Men’sHealth.com, which of these is NOT one of the traits women find most attractive in a man?
A: Kindness B: Dependability
C: A history of shoplifting convictions D: Faithfulness

Spoiler
C: A history of shoplifting convictions


$1,000
Which of the following happens when President Trump pushes the special red button on his desk in the Oval Office?
A: Health care is reformed B: A Supreme Court Justice is nominated
C: Peace is achieved in the Middle East D: Someone brings him a Coke

Spoiler
D: Someone brings him a Coke


$2,000
Dwarfing any of our skyscrapers, which of these is the largest structure on earth built by creatures other than Homo sapiens?
A: Great Barrier Reef B: The Eiffel Anthill
C: Hoover Beaver Dam D: Taj Ma’hairball

Spoiler
A: Great Barrier Reef


$3,000
Reminiscent of the Ice Bucket Challenge, a viral campaign to raise leukemia awareness has people filming themselves taking a bite of what pucker-inducing fruit?
A: Banana B: Pear
C: Apple D: Lemon

Spoiler
D: Lemon


$5,000
The letter “A” is the vowel that appears the most in the names of the days of the week, turning up 8 times. Ignoring “Y,” which vowel appears next most often?
A: E B: I
C: O D: U

Jay counts the vowels in Monday through Friday. “E” appears 3 times.


Spoiler
D: U
Jay is a llama.


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Re: Transcript 9/20/18b Jay Malarcher

#2 Post by earendel » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:47 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:(shown in the first slot on 12/27/18)

Jay Malarcher
Professor
Morgantown, W.Va.
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000
The letter “A” is the vowel that appears the most in the names of the days of the week, turning up 8 times. Ignoring “Y,” which vowel appears next most often?
A: E B: I
C: O D: U
Jay counts the vowels in Monday through Friday. “E” appears 3 times.
Spoiler
D: U
Jay is a llama.
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday. How did he miss this?
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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Re: Transcript 9/20/18b Jay Malarcher

#3 Post by Estonut » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:35 am

earendel wrote:
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:(shown in the first slot on 12/27/18)

Jay Malarcher
Professor
Morgantown, W.Va.
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:$5,000
The letter “A” is the vowel that appears the most in the names of the days of the week, turning up 8 times. Ignoring “Y,” which vowel appears next most often?
A: E B: I
C: O D: U
Jay counts the vowels in Monday through Friday. “E” appears 3 times.
Spoiler
D: U
Jay is a llama.
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday. How did he miss this?
It's right there in the transcript, "Jay counts the vowels in Monday through Friday."
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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