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Okay - this is sick.

#1 Post by AlphaDummy » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:41 pm

I mean really, really sick.

Although, to be honest, I have to admit to nearly having a Heimlich Moment when I got to the end of the second paragraph at the same exact instant a mouthful of food was heading down my throat...

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Re: Okay - this is sick.

#2 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:01 pm

AlphaDummy wrote:I mean really, really sick.

Although, to be honest, I have to admit to nearly having a Heimlich Moment when I got to the end of the second paragraph at the same exact instant a mouthful of food was heading down my throat...

http://tinyurl.com/ytrgzw

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Ok, when I read the first paragraph I thought that it said, sex with a dead beer. It put new meaning for the term "head" on beer.

Then I read it again.

Ewwwwwwww.
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#3 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:01 pm

And here I always thought all those doe carcasses by the side of the road were the result of tragic accidents....
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#4 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:03 pm

Ok, so last time he killed the horse to have sex with it. At least he is no longer going around killing animals. That's somewhat better.
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#5 Post by VAdame » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:07 pm

Well, I'd say he was a sadistic necrophiliac equestrian......but that would be.....oh, never mind! :lol:
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#6 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:59 pm

Ok, VaDame wins.

Can't believe I didn't think of that one.

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#7 Post by VAdame » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:09 pm

I never thought I'd actually have an occasion to use that line in real life!

Seriously......how did this end up in court? It seems he went off into the woods with the object of his, um, affection.....I mean, he didn't do it in public, right? What did he do, go turn himself in?????

And he does have a point -- the law applies to living animals. If someone wants to have a little solo happy-time with a fur coat, or a nice juicy steak, or a stuffed jackalope -- in private -- what business is it of the court?

The guy not only has a very peculiar fetish, he's also a damned idiot!
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#8 Post by Dead Horse » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:32 pm

VAdame wrote:Well, I'd say he was a sadistic necrophiliac equestrian......but that would be.....oh, never mind! :lol:
OK...OK...I'm here...better late than never...

I'm just glad the guy's locked up.
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