The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#26 Post by Troy Polymolyolygon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:50 am

Anonymous Cowher wrote:What the *^%*$*^$*$ is with the *&%))^^ parade, anyhow?

I want to see some FOOTBALL!

Hey Billy!!! Great to see you again!

Got anymore sage advice for me to tell my girlfriends down at the beauty parlor?
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#27 Post by Sybil 26 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:52 am

Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
Was I there...?

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#28 Post by Crazy Raspberry Aunts » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:53 am

Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?
Houston we have a problem

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#29 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:53 am

Fat Bastard wrote:
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness
I'm dead sexy! You're just...dead.

Get your bra back on, THIS MINUTE!!!!!!

And all the rest of you insolent little children..... get back to your desks!!!!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#30 Post by Not Mini » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:54 am

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

Hey, wait a minute! You mean, I really am you... or you are me.... or...??????
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#31 Post by Satan Dolittle » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:55 am

Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?

I'll have mine well done!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#32 Post by Richard Feynman's Ghost » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:55 am

This parade is a work of outstanding genius
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#33 Post by Bored Plumber » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am

Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??

COOL!!

I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#34 Post by Spokesman for MBFFB » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am

Richard Feynman's Ghost wrote:This parade is a work of outstanding genius

MBFFB® disavows all knowledge of this pathetic assembly of merry dumbasses....

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#35 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:57 am

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also. :( I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#36 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:58 am

Bored Plumber wrote:Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??

COOL!!

I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!

Great! Can you make a twin unit? It's getting kinda lonely in h..... he...... herrree...... Oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#37 Post by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:58 am

I just don't know what to say about this cavalcade of MM
Uh um

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#38 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:59 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also. :( I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#39 Post by PickAndRoll02 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:01 am

Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????

Players, report!!! Uh, no?

Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#40 Post by Nenê! » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:03 am

PickAndRoll02 wrote:Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????

Players, report!!! Uh, no?

Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?

I guess I'll just have to keep practicing in Fanny's backyard....

Oh, Fanny Dear! I could use a fresh shirt!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#41 Post by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:11 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also. :( I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.

Ick.
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#42 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:13 am

Either Heaven has lowered its standards, or I haven't been as good a boy as I thought I was....

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#43 Post by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:16 am

SportsFan68 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
My time here is limited also. :( I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.

Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#44 Post by MarkTrailBadGuy » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:17 am

Maybe Mark won't spot me if I disguise myself as one of the clowns....

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#45 Post by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:18 am

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.

Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!

Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#46 Post by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:19 am

I'm feeling a little chill in the air
I'm in a preemptive denial phase

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#47 Post by Donair King » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:20 am

Evil Raccoon wrote:
Giant Gambian Rat wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:
No.

Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!

Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!

Ohhhh, she's a bitch when she does that!

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#48 Post by Blaise_Pascal » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:21 am

NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:Either Heaven has lowered its standards, or I haven't been as good a boy as I thought I was....
Looks like you lost that bet

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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#49 Post by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:22 am

Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....
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Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#50 Post by Crazy Cat Lady » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:24 am

TheMichiganBarAssociation wrote:Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....

As long as no cats were harmed in the filming of this parade, you have nothing to fear from me!

Well, maybe a flea infestation....

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