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Troy Polymolyolygon
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by Troy Polymolyolygon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:50 am
Anonymous Cowher wrote:What the *^%*$*^$*$ is with the *&%))^^ parade, anyhow?
I want to see some FOOTBALL!
Hey Billy!!! Great to see you again!
Got anymore sage advice for me to tell my girlfriends down at the beauty parlor?
Troy Polymolyolygon - Official Football Baby Boy of the Raspberry Bored since 2009!
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Sybil 26
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by Sybil 26 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:52 am
Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
Was I there...?
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Crazy Raspberry Aunts
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by Crazy Raspberry Aunts » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:53 am
Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?
Houston we have a problem
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KilljoyWasHere
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- Location: Where the fun isn't
#29
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by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:53 am
Fat Bastard wrote:British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness
I'm dead sexy! You're just...dead.
Get your bra back on, THIS MINUTE!!!!!!
And all the rest of you insolent little children..... get back to your desks!!!!
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Not Mini
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by Not Mini » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:54 am
Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
Hey, wait a minute! You mean, I really am you... or you are me.... or...??????
Beast is not Mini!!!! Really!
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Satan Dolittle
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by Satan Dolittle » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:55 am
Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?
I'll have mine well done!
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Bored Plumber
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- Location: Under the sink
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by Bored Plumber » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am
Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??
COOL!!
I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!
WHOOOSHgurglegurgle!
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Spokesman for MBFFB
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- Posts: 46
- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:41 am
- Location: Behind the podium
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by Spokesman for MBFFB » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am
Richard Feynman's Ghost wrote:This parade is a work of outstanding genius
MBFFB® disavows all knowledge of this pathetic assembly of merry dumbasses....
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SportsFan68
- No Scritches!!!
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- Location: God's Country
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:57 am
Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also.
I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Chronic Diarrhea
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by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:58 am
Bored Plumber wrote:Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??
COOL!!
I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!
Great! Can you make a twin unit? It's getting kinda lonely in h..... he...... herrree...... Oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Evil Squirrel
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:59 am
SportsFan68 wrote:Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also.
I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.
Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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PickAndRoll02
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by PickAndRoll02 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:01 am
Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????
Players, report!!! Uh, no?
Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?
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Nenê!
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- Joined: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:09 am
- Location: Fanny's heart
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by Nenê! » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:03 am
PickAndRoll02 wrote:Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????
Players, report!!! Uh, no?
Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?
I guess I'll just have to keep practicing in Fanny's backyard....
Oh, Fanny Dear! I could use a fresh shirt!
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SportsFan68
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- Location: God's Country
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:11 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!
My time here is limited also.
I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.
Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.
Ick.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Giant Gambian Rat
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- Location: In Lb's neighborhood
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by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:16 am
SportsFan68 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:
My time here is limited also.
I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.
Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.
Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?
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MarkTrailBadGuy
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- Location: Deep in the forest
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by MarkTrailBadGuy » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:17 am
Maybe Mark won't spot me if I disguise myself as one of the clowns....
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Evil Raccoon
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by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:18 am
Giant Gambian Rat wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!
No.
Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!
Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!
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The Spotless Sun
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- Location: At the Center of the Solar System
#46
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by The Spotless Sun » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:19 am
I'm feeling a little chill in the air
I'm in a preemptive denial phase
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Donair King
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- Location: Alberta, eh!
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by Donair King » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:20 am
Evil Raccoon wrote:Giant Gambian Rat wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:
No.
Ick.
Hey I could use some scritches too!!
Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!
Ohhhh, she's a bitch when she does that!
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Blaise_Pascal
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- Location: Heaven or Hell
#48
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by Blaise_Pascal » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:21 am
NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:Either Heaven has lowered its standards, or I haven't been as good a boy as I thought I was....
Looks like you lost that bet
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TheMichiganBarAssociation
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#49
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by TheMichiganBarAssociation » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:22 am
Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....
---Dewey, Cheatham & Howe and Bob, Attorneys at Law
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Crazy Cat Lady
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- Location: Surrounded by pussies
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by Crazy Cat Lady » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:24 am
TheMichiganBarAssociation wrote:Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....
As long as no cats were harmed in the filming of this parade, you have nothing to fear from me!
Well, maybe a flea infestation....