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The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am
by littlebeast13
Angel says, "Let the festivities begin!!!!"

lb13

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am
by earendel
Looks like I'm just in time to get a front-row place to stand.

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 am
by silvercamaroinaclownnose
Is a squirrel really the Grand Marshall of this parade? He said he is, and he asked me to drive him around.

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 am
by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast
earendel wrote:Looks like I'm just in time to get a front-row place to stand.

And I'm just in time to watch the rest of the crowd compress and compact you against this bicycle barricade I put along the parade route. I almost love this part of my job as much as macing the unruly.....

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:54 am
by Evil Squirrel
silvercamaroinaclownnose wrote:Is a squirrel really the Grand Marshall of this parade? He said he is, and he asked me to drive him around.

You can always trust the word of a squirrel!

I love it when people actually cheer for my amazing throwing abilities! Watch out for those apples, kids!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:56 am
by Ignorant Juicebag
Occupy MMP

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am
by The Truncinator
Haz anyone seen any of those octopi girly men around here? I have a message for them from my bazooka....

HASTA LA VISTA, BABIES!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am
by The Truncinator
Ignorant Juicebag wrote:Occupy MMP

Ignorant Juicebag, TERMINATED!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:58 am
by Duh Mass
The Truncinator wrote:
Ignorant Juicebag wrote:Occupy MMP

Ignorant Juicebag, TERMINATED!

Funny, I didn't feel a thing.....

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:02 am
by The Huge Manatee
What great balloons in the parade .... oh wait ....what's happening11!!!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:04 am
by Rosey Lipstick
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:04 am
by Snow Globe Ass
Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am
by Vampire Squid From Hell
Looking back on 2011, I am more representative of the year and should be Grand Marshall

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am
by Lizbit
Me and BeBe want to be the honor guard that carries the flag. I taught BeBe how to march as part of our soldierdog training.

I'd advise everybody to stand up and salute. My little sis has big teeth.

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am
by Phyllis Diller
Has anyone seen Frank.... er, I mean Fang? That Red Lobster reject reminded me I owe someone a big ol' smooch!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:07 am
by Evil Dentist
Lizbit wrote:Me and BeBe want to be the honor guard that carries the flag. I taught BeBe how to march as part of our soldierdog training.

I'd advise everybody to stand up and salute. My little sis has big teeth.

All the more for me to drill!!!! :twisted:

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:34 am
by TheVoiceInTheHeadphones
Okay...cue Pat.


Uhhh...cue Pat!













[size=200][b]CUE SUMMERALL, DAMMIT!!![/b][/size]

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:37 am
by TheVoiceInTheHeadphones
And get the IT people on that display.

Now.

Jesus...what does it take to get a caption to display properly, anyhow?

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:42 am
by Rosey Lipstick
Snow Globe Ass wrote:Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!

I ain't kissing that!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:44 am
by earendel
Snow Globe Ass wrote:Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!
Hey, lady, give a guy some room to breathe, will ya?

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:46 am
by British Lap Dancing Assn
This parade lacks a certain sexiness

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:47 am
by The Bearded Lady
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness

I'm here to take care of that....

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:48 am
by Anonymous Cowher
What the *^%*$*^$*$ is with the *&%))^^ parade, anyhow?

I want to see some FOOTBALL!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:49 am
by Jefferson Starplane
We're looking for all those washed up bands that were occupying the Bored. How much does that gig pay, anyhow? We'll even dust off Grace Slick if we can be the opening act!

Re: The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:50 am
by Fat Bastard
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness
I'm dead sexy! You're just...dead.