The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

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The 11th Annual Parade of Merry Men!

#1 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am

Angel says, "Let the festivities begin!!!!"

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#2 Post by earendel » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:50 am

Looks like I'm just in time to get a front-row place to stand.
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#3 Post by silvercamaroinaclownnose » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 am

Is a squirrel really the Grand Marshall of this parade? He said he is, and he asked me to drive him around.

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#4 Post by CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 am

earendel wrote:Looks like I'm just in time to get a front-row place to stand.

And I'm just in time to watch the rest of the crowd compress and compact you against this bicycle barricade I put along the parade route. I almost love this part of my job as much as macing the unruly.....

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#5 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:54 am

silvercamaroinaclownnose wrote:Is a squirrel really the Grand Marshall of this parade? He said he is, and he asked me to drive him around.

You can always trust the word of a squirrel!

I love it when people actually cheer for my amazing throwing abilities! Watch out for those apples, kids!
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#6 Post by Ignorant Juicebag » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:56 am

Occupy MMP
Dogbert you ignorant slut!

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#7 Post by The Truncinator » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am

Haz anyone seen any of those octopi girly men around here? I have a message for them from my bazooka....

HASTA LA VISTA, BABIES!
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#8 Post by The Truncinator » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:57 am

Ignorant Juicebag wrote:Occupy MMP

Ignorant Juicebag, TERMINATED!
Hasta la vista, pyramids!

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#9 Post by Duh Mass » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:58 am

The Truncinator wrote:
Ignorant Juicebag wrote:Occupy MMP

Ignorant Juicebag, TERMINATED!

Funny, I didn't feel a thing.....

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#10 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:02 am

What great balloons in the parade .... oh wait ....what's happening11!!!

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#11 Post by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:04 am

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I kissed a girl

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#12 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:04 am

Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!
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#13 Post by Vampire Squid From Hell » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am

Looking back on 2011, I am more representative of the year and should be Grand Marshall
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#14 Post by Lizbit » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am

Me and BeBe want to be the honor guard that carries the flag. I taught BeBe how to march as part of our soldierdog training.

I'd advise everybody to stand up and salute. My little sis has big teeth.

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#15 Post by Phyllis Diller » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:06 am

Has anyone seen Frank.... er, I mean Fang? That Red Lobster reject reminded me I owe someone a big ol' smooch!
HA!

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#16 Post by Evil Dentist » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:07 am

Lizbit wrote:Me and BeBe want to be the honor guard that carries the flag. I taught BeBe how to march as part of our soldierdog training.

I'd advise everybody to stand up and salute. My little sis has big teeth.

All the more for me to drill!!!! :twisted:
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#17 Post by TheVoiceInTheHeadphones » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:34 am

Okay...cue Pat.


Uhhh...cue Pat!













[size=200][b]CUE SUMMERALL, DAMMIT!!![/b][/size]
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........is this thing on????????

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#18 Post by TheVoiceInTheHeadphones » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:37 am

And get the IT people on that display.

Now.

Jesus...what does it take to get a caption to display properly, anyhow?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........is this thing on????????

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#19 Post by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:42 am

Snow Globe Ass wrote:Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!

I ain't kissing that!
I kissed a girl

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#20 Post by earendel » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:44 am

Snow Globe Ass wrote:Oooh! I found a seat up front!

Scooch over, buddy!
Hey, lady, give a guy some room to breathe, will ya?
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#21 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:46 am

This parade lacks a certain sexiness

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#22 Post by The Bearded Lady » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:47 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness

I'm here to take care of that....

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#23 Post by Anonymous Cowher » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:48 am

What the *^%*$*^$*$ is with the *&%))^^ parade, anyhow?

I want to see some FOOTBALL!
It wasn't me. Honest.

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#24 Post by Jefferson Starplane » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:49 am

We're looking for all those washed up bands that were occupying the Bored. How much does that gig pay, anyhow? We'll even dust off Grace Slick if we can be the opening act!
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#25 Post by Fat Bastard » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:50 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness
I'm dead sexy! You're just...dead.
Are you gonna finish that?

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