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The only thing on that list that actually surprised me was that someone tried to pass off "butt-toning shoes" on the public......

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littlebeast13 wrote:The only thing on that list that actually surprised me was that someone tried to pass off "butt-toning shoes" on the public......

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Actually I believe there is anecdotal evidence that butt toning shoes can work. Case in point is the pair that Ms.Camaro was wearing in a previous post when she applied them directly to BJ's ass.........toned the ass down considerably.

DevilKitty100 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:The only thing on that list that actually surprised me was that someone tried to pass off "butt-toning shoes" on the public.....

Actually I believe there is anecdotal evidence that butt toning shoes can work. Case in point is the pair that Ms.Camaro was wearing in a previous post when she applied them directly to BJ's ass.........toned the ass down considerably.

I think there's too much ass there to deal with...

littlebeast13 wrote:The only thing on that list that actually surprised me was that someone tried to pass off "butt-toning shoes" on the public......

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That was all the rage for CENTURIES, until folks got lazy and went for Velcro instead...





(Okay, so it would have worked better if the hyphen came at the end of the line in the quote like it did in the original....)

#5 -- Office Thermostats -- made me laugh. I used to work in a building where there were no thermostats, and it was splained to us in no uncertain terms that there would never be any thermostats. Some of the rooms needed to be warmer or cooler, I forget which, because of computers. The windows didn't open either.

The "Close Door" buttons in our building elevators do work, surprisingly.

The "Walk/Don't Walk" buttons "work" in the sense that if you press one, eventually the "Walk" light will come on. If you don't press it, the stoplight will change but the "Walk" light won't come on.

earendel wrote:The "Close Door" buttons in our building elevators do work, surprisingly.

The "Walk/Don't Walk" buttons "work" in the sense that if you press one, eventually the "Walk" light will come on. If you don't press it, the stoplight will change but the "Walk" light won't come on.

Same here. Or at least at the buildings I frequent and the streets I cross.

earendel wrote:The "Close Door" buttons in our building elevators do work, surprisingly.

The "Walk/Don't Walk" buttons "work" in the sense that if you press one, eventually the "Walk" light will come on. If you don't press it, the stoplight will change but the "Walk" light won't come on.

Our "close door" buttons work, too. But I've suspected for years that the "walk" buttons were bogus.

vettech wrote:

earendel wrote:The "Close Door" buttons in our building elevators do work, surprisingly.

The "Walk/Don't Walk" buttons "work" in the sense that if you press one, eventually the "Walk" light will come on. If you don't press it, the stoplight will change but the "Walk" light won't come on.

Our "close door" buttons work, too. But I've suspected for years that the "walk" buttons were bogus.

OK, score one for the close door buttons.....

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Love in an Elevator!!!!11

Queen Fantine VIII wrote:Love in an Elevator!!!!11

Livin' it up when........ er, forget it....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

Queen Fantine VIII wrote:Love in an Elevator!!!!11

Livin' it up when........ er, forget it....

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Yeah, I self-edited my slogan before I posted..... ha!

Hint

It originally started "Good afternoon, Ms Sprotsie Baby"

Queen Fantine VIII wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Queen Fantine VIII wrote:Love in an Elevator!!!!11

Livin' it up when........ er, forget it....

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Yeah, I self-edited my slogan before I posted..... ha!

Hint

It originally started "Good afternoon, Ms Sprotsie Baby"

LOL

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No.

Ick.

SportsFan68 wrote:No.

Ick.

You said you didn't like yesterday's avatar, so I drew you a new one......

Much better, right?

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littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:No.

Ick.

You said you didn't like yesterday's avatar, so I drew you a new one......

Much better, right?

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No.

Ick.

Okay, the real found it one!

I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

christie1111 wrote:I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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Maybe you can find some inspiration in this article...something about a squirrel(s) and a tortoise:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/na ... story.html

littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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I suggest you QUIT COMING UP WITH HORRIFIC SPROTS AVATARS!

Do you need me to draw you a picture, as my dear sainted mother used to say?

SportsFan68 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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I suggest you QUIT COMING UP WITH HORRIFIC SPROTS AVATARS!

Do you need me to draw you a picture, as my dear sainted mother used to say?

I smell a challenge

SportsFan68 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

christie1111 wrote:I can't believe it did not get claimed before!

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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I suggest you QUIT COMING UP WITH HORRIFIC SPROTS AVATARS!

Do you need me to draw you a picture, as my dear sainted mother used to say?

If you woulda stayed an extra day at Gridiron, I would have shown you how to draw a picture!

As it is, only Kiki, Beebs, and Holly & son are qualified to draw avatars for me.....

Sorry

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littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Apropos of nothing, this is my 101st new avatar of the year (Unless you count the Rafferbee trilogy as one, then it's only #99). 2009 and 2010 both had exactly 100 avatars, so I am in record territory....

Time to start thinking about that countdown. Any suggestions Sprots....???

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I suggest you QUIT COMING UP WITH HORRIFIC SPROTS AVATARS!

Do you need me to draw you a picture, as my dear sainted mother used to say?

If you woulda stayed an extra day at Gridiron, I would have shown you how to draw a picture!

As it is, only Kiki, Beebs, and Holly & son are qualified to draw avatars for me.....

Sorry

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Thank you for taking my suggestion without the need to draw anything.