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Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:53 pm
by TheConfessor
smilergrogan wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:
smilergrogan wrote: He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
Sorry I should have known better than to try to be the first person in history to make a lawyer joke. And everybody says I'm at most a partial ass.
I laughed at your lawyer joke without letting it influence my opinion of the profession, so I guess that makes me an impartial ass.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:34 pm
by littlebeast13
smilergrogan wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Try a politician joke next.

sprots loves those.
I think I'll just stick to knock knock. Any Avon ladies or Jehovah's Witnesses here?

Save the meanie occupational humor for the next LSWE where they earn supermaxes.....

lb13

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:38 pm
by Noah's Ark
Bob Juch wrote:I'm glad my pond is too small for anything bigger than a paddle boat.

I know Someone who can take care of that.....

Don't worry, I'm as quiet as a church mouse....

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:39 pm
by Vague Mini
TheCalvinator24 wrote:
smilergrogan wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Can you frame the judgement like people frame their first dollar? Or, is that totally uncool?
He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:45 pm
by littlebeast13
Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:
smilergrogan wrote: He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

lb13

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:47 pm
by Vague Mini
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote: I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

lb13
Those are sympathy laughs... :roll:

:P :P

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:35 pm
by TheCalvinator24
Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.

I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm
by Bob78164
TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
He was just going for the cheap pun, and didn't expect anyone to take it literally. --Bob

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:09 pm
by TheConfessor
TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
Lighten up. He said you would know about framing, not that you ever did it yourself. I would guess that it happens occasionally. There are bad apples in every profession.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:30 pm
by Bob Juch
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.

I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Spoiler
Two, everything else is true.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:20 pm
by clem21
Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:55 pm
by ulysses5019
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vague Mini wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote: I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.

I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.

Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me..... :P :P :P

lb13

How about snow globe ass?

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:00 am
by MarleysGh0st
clem21 wrote:Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.
Awwwww. You have been noticing my posts! :P

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:33 am
by peacock2121
clem21 wrote:Easements suck.




Almost as much as Ithaca.

And Bunny Rabbits.
But not as much as Newark.





or Buffalo.


or The Browns.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:11 am
by Flybrick
Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:16 am
by littlebeast13
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

lb13

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 am
by MarleysGh0st
littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

lb13
Found it. 8)

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:50 am
by a1mamacat
littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

lb13


I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:52 am
by littlebeast13
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

lb13


I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

lb13

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:54 am
by a1mamacat
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?

lb13


I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:02 am
by littlebeast13
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:


I can think of one `fur shur` :lol:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

lb13

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:05 am
by No Eye Deer
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

lb13
True, dat...

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:32 am
by christie1111
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....

lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

lb13

What is in the white box in the upper left corner?

Re: Speaking of lawsuits

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:41 am
by ulysses5019
christie1111 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
a1mamacat wrote:
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it :roll:

Well, you can't see very far behind him.....

lb13

What is in the white box in the upper left corner?
Handerpants salesman?