Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Just let them try to furlough me!
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
NANGNANGNANGNANGNANGNANGNANG!!!!!
More knit than weavy.
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Appliance Hitman wrote:Maybe now people will repair stuff instead of buying new ones...
I may live to see the 22nd century!
Put that in your icebox and chill it!
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Dudes!!!!! I got an idea!!!
All furloughed government employees come on down to Kiki's house! Free room and board for as long as you need it!!!
Just don't bogart my Doritos....
All furloughed government employees come on down to Kiki's house! Free room and board for as long as you need it!!!
Just don't bogart my Doritos....
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
STUXNET wrote:Just let them try to furlough me!
I'm essential! Just right for any occasion!
(Dang it--I gotta go get Erin, then pack her stuff and cook dinner for the crew heading down to the beach house. We furloughed a bunch of maintenance guys and are doing any repairs we can ourselves. I'm staying here this weekend, but I hate to miss an impromptu MM Parade!!!)
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
All-Purpose Merry Man wrote:STUXNET wrote:Just let them try to furlough me!
I'm essential! Just right for any occasion!
(Dang it--I gotta go get Erin, then pack her stuff and cook dinner for the crew heading down to the beach house. We furloughed a bunch of maintenance guys and are doing any repairs we can ourselves. I'm staying here this weekend, but I hate to miss an impromptu MM Parade!!!)
I have to catch some sleep before bowling anyway.....
Maybe we can continue the out of work MM parade Monday.....
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
The Prez is not my employer-in-chief. I'm in the federal judiciary, baby. We get our own article in the Constitution and everything.silverscreenselect wrote:Buff and all other affected federal workers will be happy to know that your employer-in-chief will be sharing your pain by taking his family for a vacation in Williamsburg this weekend. So while you relax and enjoy some free time, he'll be doing the exact same thing...
http://www.vagazette.com/articles/2011/ ... 456348.txt
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If all you know about his posts are their length, then, no, you couldn't.Appa23 wrote:I could do a "Wintergreen" and post a super long explanation ...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Did someone say "posts"?Estonut wrote:If all you know about his posts are their length, then, no, you couldn't.Appa23 wrote:I could do a "Wintergreen" and post a super long explanation ...
How the hell did I get up so high?!?
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Did someone say "maintenance guys"?All-Purpose Merry Man wrote:STUXNET wrote:Just let them try to furlough me!
I'm essential! Just right for any occasion!
(Dang it--I gotta go get Erin, then pack her stuff and cook dinner for the crew heading down to the beach house. We furloughed a bunch of maintenance guys and are doing any repairs we can ourselves. I'm staying here this weekend, but I hate to miss an impromptu MM Parade!!!)
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Did someone say "Non-Essential"?
You betcha!
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
They reached a deal including a stopgap measure, and are discussing and voting in the Senate to apply the stopgap now.
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Snaxx wrote:They reached a deal including a stopgap measure, and are discussing and voting in the Senate to apply the stopgap now.
Why are you raining on this parade?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Snaxx wrote:They reached a deal including a stopgap measure, and are discussing and voting in the Senate to apply the stopgap now.
Don't tell that to Rainbow Donkey. I want to keep this avatar for a few more days.....
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I didn't hear anything....littlebeast13 wrote:Snaxx wrote:They reached a deal including a stopgap measure, and are discussing and voting in the Senate to apply the stopgap now.
Don't tell that to Rainbow Donkey. I want to keep this avatar for a few more days.....
lb13
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
It was too late for me, anyway...Deaf Mini wrote:I didn't hear anything....littlebeast13 wrote:Snaxx wrote:They reached a deal including a stopgap measure, and are discussing and voting in the Senate to apply the stopgap now.
Don't tell that to Rainbow Donkey. I want to keep this avatar for a few more days.....
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Dead Mouse wrote:It was too late for me, anyway...Deaf Mini wrote:I didn't hear anything....littlebeast13 wrote:
Don't tell that to Rainbow Donkey. I want to keep this avatar for a few more days.....
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Dead Fern wrote:Dead Mouse wrote:It was too late for me, anyway...Deaf Mini wrote:
I didn't hear anything....
Where's your snoring cousin? I've been awake for 24 hours now and need the sleep (That afternoon nap never happened.....)
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Zzzz Z zz........littlebeast13 wrote:Dead Fern wrote:Dead Mouse wrote:
It was too late for me, anyway...
Where's your snoring cousin? I've been awake for 24 hours now and need the sleep (That afternoon nap never happened.....)
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
littlebeast13 wrote:Dead Fern wrote:Dead Mouse wrote:
It was too late for me, anyway...
Where's your snoring cousin? I've been awake for 24 hours now and need the sleep (That afternoon nap never happened.....)
lb13
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
littlebeast13 wrote:Dead Fern wrote:Dead Mouse wrote:
It was too late for me, anyway...
Where's your snoring cousin? I've been awake for 24 hours now and need the sleep (That afternoon nap never happened.....)
lb13
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
I was going to go to Crawford to clear brush this weekend. I can use it to feed that unicorn and zebra...silverscreenselect wrote:Buff and all other affected federal workers will be happy to know that your employer-in-chief will be sharing your pain by taking his family for a vacation in Williamsburg this weekend. So while you relax and enjoy some free time, he'll be doing the exact same thing...
http://www.vagazette.com/articles/2011/ ... 456348.txt
Deal with it.
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
OK, you MMs...the government isn't shutting down...now quit your clowning around at the computer and get back to work!
Oh...wait...you're GOVERNMENT employees...this is what you do...
Oh...wait...you're GOVERNMENT employees...this is what you do...
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Re: Mrs. Buff and I are Non-Essential--As the Shutdown Looms
Thanks to the Dems, Reps, the POTUS and everyone else for finally doing your jobs.
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Buffacuse wrote:Thanks to the Dems, Reps, the POTUS and everyone else for finally doing your jobs.
Well, it takes them a while to accomplish anything, they are government employees after all.....
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