HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!

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#51 Post by Oral B Roberts » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:59 am

The Lord Jehovah wrote:Why the hell I let you guys loose is beyond Me.

Funny, I thought you said the same thing when you had me and Pat on conference call last week...
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#52 Post by Canned Applause » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:01 am

This parade sucks... huh? Oh, the sign's flashing!


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#53 Post by OJ Simpson » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:05 am

I'd love to take time to watch this parade, but I'm too busy looking for the real burglars. Oh, and a few good jurors... and has anyone seen Lance Ito around lately?
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#54 Post by trollboobs » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:09 am

People have been shocked by me on these posting boreds for years. For the life of me I can't imagine why.
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#55 Post by ClonedKitty » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:10 am

Nice pussy pics, Mr. Showtimeness, but I take offense to the exploitation of poor little kitty cats. I'm gonna book a flight to Pakistan just to scratch your forearm...
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#56 Post by Mr Mucus » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:12 am

I've been living under the troll's boobs for years.

The rent's high, but the view's worth it!
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#57 Post by Mayor McCheese » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:15 am

Al_Haig wrote:Who gave the order to start this parade? I'm in control here! If you don't believe me, just count my medals.
Hey, I'm in charge around here!

The first thing I'm going to do is ban dogs in my city. I get nibbled on enough by Mrs. McCheese....
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#58 Post by Zombie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:17 am

I need brains....I don't see any here.
braaaaaaaaaains
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#59 Post by MayorWilkins » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:18 am

Mayor McCheese wrote:
Al_Haig wrote:Who gave the order to start this parade? I'm in control here! If you don't believe me, just count my medals.
Hey, I'm in charge around here!

The first thing I'm going to do is ban dogs in my city. I get nibbled on enough by Mrs. McCheese....
Sure you are. I've been Mayor here for the last 140 years, so don't try to mess with me.

Kleenex?
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#60 Post by MissFirecracker » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:19 am

You greedies call this a parade?

This shitty performance wouldn't cut it over on the PI board, or the stossel board, or the Iraq board, or the GMA board, or any of the other boards we've been kicked off of....
AHEM!
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#61 Post by ZombieJesus » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:19 am

Oral B Roberts wrote:
The Lord Jehovah wrote:Why the hell I let you guys loose is beyond Me.

Funny, I thought you said the same thing when you had me and Pat on conference call last week...

No brains here....
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#62 Post by Spokesman for MBFFB » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:20 am

Zombie wrote:I need brains....I don't see any here.

Sorry, can't help you. The only guy I know just has a head full of hot air....
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#63 Post by TheBloodyGlove » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:21 am

OJ Simpson wrote:I'd love to take time to watch this parade, but I'm too busy looking for the real burglars. Oh, and a few good jurors... and has anyone seen Lance Ito around lately?
I haven't seen him since his nervous breakdown.
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#64 Post by HelpBrainTumorPatients » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:22 am

Spokesman for MBFFB wrote:
Zombie wrote:I need brains....I don't see any here.

Sorry, can't help you. The only guy I know just has a head full of hot air....
Don't pick on the poor, unfortunate people whose brains are being eaten alive by cancer. Only the ones who are getting eaten alive by zombies...
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#65 Post by ReallyDesperateHousewife » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:25 am

How about helping Really Desperate Housewives?
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#66 Post by James_Tiberius_Kirk » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:25 am

HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
Spokesman for MBFFB wrote:
Zombie wrote:I need brains....I don't see any here.

Sorry, can't help you. The only guy I know just has a head full of hot air....
Don't pick on the poor, unfortunate people whose brains are being eaten alive by cancer. Only the ones who are getting eaten alive by zombies...

ZOMBIES!!?!!

Mr. Scott, we need to get to Rigel 7. Give me more power! We need warp factor 9.8
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#67 Post by ReallyDesperateHousewife » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:25 am

I resent being called a Merry Man. I am a Desperate Housewife.
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#68 Post by Referee Phil Luckett » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:26 am

It looks like OJ and the Glove have copied off of each other's avatars. That's a fifteen yard penalt....

No wait, that's what the NFL wants. Uniformity.

There is no foul on the play, but we do have holding against Four Hour Stiffy on Tanned_B_Hind....
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#69 Post by EnsignInRedShirt » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:28 am

James_Tiberius_Kirk wrote:
HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
Spokesman for MBFFB wrote:
Sorry, can't help you. The only guy I know just has a head full of hot air....
Don't pick on the poor, unfortunate people whose brains are being eaten alive by cancer. Only the ones who are getting eaten alive by zombies...

ZOMBIES!!?!!

Mr. Scott, we need to get to Rigel 7. Give me more power! We need warp factor 9.8
Captain I am ready for duty.
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#70 Post by SkinnyLegsLee » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:28 am

ReallyDesperateHousewife wrote:How about helping Really Desperate Housewives?

Jes' mosey on down t' da Delta, an' join me in singin' sum blues.
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#71 Post by Spelling Police » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:30 am

Jes' mosey on down t' da Delta, an' join me in singin' sum blues.

I don't even know where to start with this post.
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#72 Post by Yahoo Groups Plumber » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:30 am

ReallyDesperateHousewife wrote:I resent being called a Merry Man. I am a Desperate Housewife.
Yeah, and I really am a plumber. That's why I have the day off.

Between my paid holidays and vacation time, I won't have to work again until next May....
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#73 Post by AMindIsATerribleThing » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:30 am

HelpBrainTumorPatients wrote:
Spokesman for MBFFB wrote:
Zombie wrote:I need brains....I don't see any here.

Sorry, can't help you. The only guy I know just has a head full of hot air....
Don't pick on the poor, unfortunate people whose brains are being eaten alive by cancer. Only the ones who are getting eaten alive by zombies...
There is no hope for you.
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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit [as earth]....Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
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#74 Post by EnsignInRedShirt » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:32 am

Is that a Flying Devil Monkey?
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#75 Post by FlyingDevilMonkey » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:32 am

Fresh meat!
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